Friday, August 24, 2007

15 of the fuckers

Before we went to Chile, they pulled seven baby teeth, four and then three, because they had not come out yet and they wanted to make sure there were no complications.

Before I got braces, I had four adult teeth pulled. My teeth are too big for my mouth, and for all them to fit comfortable two uppers and two lowers had to come out.

Today, before I got to college, I got my four wisdom teeth out.

If teeth were lotto tickets, I'd have won by now.

2 comments:

swallace said...

Statistically speaking, it looks like moving overseas is a major cause of you losing teeth!

Anonymous said...

brian,
one of my recurring nightmares is the self enforced extraction and retraction of my teeth. What does it all mean?